Joel is a comical man with an intense love for caffeine, a good crisp beer, and the oh-so-unholy trinity (Sugar, Fat and Salt). It took a lot of effort, but after overcoming his hatred for a certain vegan protein shake (which for legal reasons shall be left unnamed), Joel managed to accomplish many other things. From teaching the young to inspiring people with music, this Neanderthal can barter his way to the best price on a didge, or even snag a free pizza. Trekking from afar and distant land surrounded by deserts, beaches, and all things that want to kill you, Joel finds himself lifting heavy things, while secretly harboring amorous feeling toward all things meaty and sweety in a brave attempt to find good health and the Ever Elusive Chiseled Jawline.